This is so my type of Bond! Holy sexy! I don't know if it's because when I used to play the video game when I was younger this is the James Bond I was exposed to or just because Pierce Brosnan is just one hunk of a man, but he is the perfect Bond. He's got the dark features, the nice body, the perfect accent, and he's just a great James Bond. Now granite this movie is a little less aged than what we have watched before, I still think Brosnan nails it. Though I have to say, we are still exposed to some corny moments in Goldeneye. Like When Bond is on the motorcycle chasing after the plane and parachutes off the mountain and somehow manages to float right next to the plane door, get in safely, and still have time to get the plane above the mountains so it doesn't crash? Come on. Buts its a Bond film, so it can get away with it.
Now the girl that kills with her thighs, Xenia.....really!?!? That was just weird. At first I had forgotten that professor Karl mentioned this chick with the killer thighs, but then when shes on the boat with the man in the beginning, I knew she wasn't getting pleasure sexually, but getting pleasure from squeezing a man to death with her thighs. This chick is just a wild character and got on my nerves. There were just too many cases where sexual sounds were coming out of her mouth, and is so wild and rough! I was glad to see her go when she got "squeezed" between the tree branches. =)
Overall, I liked the mission in this film. Besides Octopussy, I have a hard time following what the problem is in the movies because its not usually something concrete, like the egg in Octopussy. However, in this film I got the whole Goldeneye thing, and what exactly it did. I also liked that besides the one random lady in the car in the beginning, Bond is really just with Natalya. I enjoy when Bond interacts with one woman the whole movie, and actually completes a mission with her by his side.
Oh, and this Bond film DID NOT end with Bond seducing a woman! Though him and Natalya did try in the field, until they were surprisingly surrounded by many soldiers, and I thought that was pretty funny.
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